#god of ruin

[sluttystrawberryfanta]

and what about it?

me acting like I just didn't read the most filthy nasty hot smut fic of my life

[anotherthoughtthatwillhauntme]

Killian: NO! NO, DON'T GO THERE! DON'T GO INTO THE CHURCH, YOU DUMB—

Gareth: What are you watching, Kill? A horror movie?

Killian: No, your wedding video.

[coffeeinthebackpack]

Nikolai: *looks at Brandon* 

Nikolai: Baby boy. Baby. 

Nikolai: *looks at Landon* 

Nikolai: Evil.

[sleepless-winter-nights]

Saw this on Twitter 🤣🤣🤣 and this is so true. I can't even deny.

I also went to Goodreads to read this one again 🤣🤣🤣

[derangedthoughtssideblog]

the fact that gareth's relationship will be the first one landon has no business meddling with 🙏 we're freee

[xoxoskai]

NIKOBRAN HEADCANNONS

to keep you going this last week before God of Fury drops<3

Between all his sons-in-law, Brandon is Kyle's favorite.

Levi's is Mia (cousin-fuckers who stole his son and daughter he'll always beef with)

Brandon and Niko are the type of relatives to wear matching clothes on Christmas because Niko would take up any chance to wear matching anything with Brandon.

If and when Brandon bakes, no one gets a chance to even taste what he made before Niko devours it all.

The only place Niko can fall asleep in at record speed is Brandon's arms.

The only reason Niko teaches Brandon how to drive a bike is so he can put his arms around his boyfriend's slutty waist boyfriend.

Remi is terrified on Brandon's behalf.

"Bran, yes, he's hot but mate, look at that guy! He has some skin on those tattoos!"

Astrid shares Remi's concerns but soon comes to find out that Niko is the biggest goofball of sunshine and almost adopts him.

Surprisingly, the one who takes the longest to accept Brandon is Rai. Because it's not her first time meeting the Kings (hello, she's a far relative) and she's worried that her oldest who is actually tender hearted and plagued by demons of his past, might be crushed beyond repair if Brandon hurt him.

Brandon and Landon think they can get away with tricking their in-laws by dressing as each other but they underestimate the Sokolov-Hunters who told them apart the moment they walked in.

Brandon tried it on Niko once when he first divulged about how Maya and Mia used to do it, but Niko could tell Brandon apart from his "psycho" brother in a heartbeat.

"It's your eyes" He had murmured. "Yours sparkle"

Glyndon is weary of Niko but as long as Brandon's happy, she's happy.

Landon is supremely unhappy.

When Landon first opposes their relationship by threatening Niko, Niko flings back "Remember who you're dating and what I mean to them" back at him.

Niko and Landon almost kill each other multiple times.

If there's someone even more unhappy than Landon, it's Crieghton.

Creighton: "Does this mean I can't fight him anymore?" Elsa: "Why were you fighting him before this?!" Creighton: "Is anyone else hearing this buzzing? I should go check."

Niko goes feral whenever he sees Brandon shirtless and vice-versa but

Niko is always shirtless, so Brandon is always suffering.

Unlike Niko, Brandon doesn't carry him into a dark corner to immediately fuck.

If there's no scene of Brandon asking Niko "Who's fucking you?" Rina, you'll hear from my therapist. And if there's not a single, evil, unhinged Brandon moment where Niko is flabbergasted at the change and is accusing him of being two-faced at which Brandon will laugh, lean in and ask tauntingly "What are you going to do? Tell on me?" I will sue.

Brandon's muse is Niko. (Bitch, I said what I said)

Unlike Landon, Brandon doesn't divulge this piece of information to his boyfriend because he does not want to give Niko even more reasons to walk around with lesser clothes.

Brandon gets a tattoo for Niko on his ribs. (cue feral Nikolai)

After which Niko tries to get Brandon's name tattooed on his favorite organ, but Jeremy literally deadlocks the door to his room to keep him inside after Niko asked for opinions in their group chat about his decision.

Niko: You don't think it's romantic? Jeremy, Killian, Gareth, Landon, Eli, Creighton, Remi:

They've definitely rolled around in paint and fucked on a canvas after it. Niko would display it in the entryway of their house if Brandon let him.

They've also joined the mile high club.

After they get engaged, Brandon calls him by his full-name as in "Nikolai Sokolov-Hunter-King" just to piss him off but Nikolai loves being associated to Brandon in every possible way, so it backfires.

Their wedding bands have each other's name inscribed in them.

As does the underside of their ring fingers in the other's handwriting.

Nikolai tries drawing a heart over the i in his name and almost gets smacked.

[lanterns-and-daydreams]

Landon and Brandon: *sitting together*

Remi:

Remi:

Remi: 9/11

Remi: *throws a paper airplane at them*

[leonidadini]

Gareth: Next time we meet, we’re enemies

Kayden, in his head: Enemies to lovers, slowburn, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words

[severe-kitty]

Niko: Bran is playing hard to get.

Niko: Little does he know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid off.

[bluetalenerd]

Nikolai : Landon is ugly

Brandon *sternly* : Niko

Landon : We're literally identical twins

Brandon *looking up at Niko* :

Nikolai : No, my love. My lotus flower you are one that world bows at and if it doesn't it will fucking bow because i will make it

Landon : Which still doesn't change the fact-

Nikolai *cutting Landon off* : But you who just accidentally happen to share the same womb as my lotus flower is disgusting

Nikolai *looking up at Jeremy* : You're right, Jer. we need more sanitizers to keep dirt away from our lovers. 100 bottles are not enough, so make it a 1000.

[dontworryibite]

Killian: What's this? Gareth, carefully hugging Killian: ...Affection? KIllian: Disgusting. Killian: Well, what are you waiting for? Do it again.

[anotherthoughtthatwillhauntme]

Nikolai: You know you've made it, when you see your pictures up everywhere you go!

Jeremy: Niko, those are wanted posters.

[not-someone-you-adore]

Trust me, Ava, I've been asking this question to myself since i started reading fiction

[purpleglitterpen]

Landon: Where were you last night?

Brandon: Nowhere.

Landon: You had to be somewhere. This is as absurd as you telling me that you got fucked by a mafia prince.

Brandon blushing and dreaming about Nikolai: Yeah…

Landon: WAIT YOU DID WHAT—?

[sillyballoonmilkshake]

Bran: *sneezes*

Niko: Bless you.

Bran, caressing Niko's cheek: But I'm already blessed.

Ava, sighing: Some of us are lonely, you know.

[mzradyer]

lisichka X the overlord

cecily knight and jeremy volkov from god of wrath (legacy of gods #3) by rina kent